The parking garage at my complex has 47 rules posted on one sign. I have read 12 of them.

The sign is laminated, approximately 18x24 inches, mounted at eye level on the concrete pillar at the garage entrance. It was clearly printed on a home printer, possibly multiple home printers over time based on the different font sizes across rules. I have photographed it.

The rules I can confirm I understand and follow: no idling, one-way traffic flow in sections A and C, reserved spots require a permit 7am-7pm weekdays. I follow these because I understand them.

The rules I have read but cannot fully explain: permits are not required after 7pm except on the third Monday of months ending in a consonant (I may be misremembering this one), "pull-through parking is prohibited except in designated pull-through zones" (there are no designated pull-through zones on the map), and one rule that appears to be in German.

There is a subsection about visitor parking that references "visitor registration kiosks" which do not exist in any form I have been able to locate in 10 months of residency.

I have asked the leasing office about the parking rules twice. Both times they said "just use your assigned spot and follow the signs." I take this as official guidance. I use my assigned spot. I do not know which rules apply to me. I have not been towed. Every time I park I feel the mild ambient anxiety of a person who knows they might be doing something wrong but cannot determine what.